OI. Mother nature. It's APRIL.

OI. Mother nature. It's APRIL. You know, April? Springtime? Ring any bells? Stop it with the cold and especially with the fucking SNOW. Thx.

(No, it isn't snowing here, thank fuck. Snowing in several places it shouldn't snow in, though. Especially not in APRIL, ffs.)

Of course, springtime means the start of tourist season. Group of foreign tourists blocked the access to my university earlier today when I came back from lunch, because it happens to be in a historical building. The guide was bellowing at the top of his lungs, didn't recognize the language, and the herd of tourists wouldn't let me through. Uhh, excuse me, twats, I don't care if you're tourists. If you traveled a million miles to come stare at old buildings. That gives you NO RIGHT to stop people from going where they need to go, or blocking the traffic to take That Perfect Photo, or anything like that. There's some of us who live or study here. Be courteous or fuck off.

¤ April 9, 2003 02:10 PM ¤

Comments

Tourists suck. And the only reliable way to get through crowds is to be carrying a chainsaw.

Posted by: CyberFish at April 9, 2003 07:27 PM