And more...<Fat-Burrick> * Yoda polishes

And more...

<Fat-Burrick> * Yoda polishes his lightsaber
<Fat-Burrick> <Young_Anakin|puberty|brb> tissue plz
<Fat-Burrick> <Yoda> ¬¬

<d0om> I think Jedi are beyond a "quick shag" ;)
<sailoreagle> oh so they do it slowly?
<sailoreagle> interesting.
<Fat-Burrick> No, its a "force shag"
<Fat-Burrick> Use the lube, luke. I mean force.
<sailoreagle> <Old_Obi-Wan> And now for a lesson in patience, Luke. Bend over.

<Fat-Burrick> <Young_Anakin|training> that doesnt look like a lightsabre!
<sailoreagle> <Young_Obi-Wan> Stop complaining and assume the position.
<Fat-Burrick> <Young_Anakin|training> yes master =|
<Fat-Burrick> <Young_Anakin|training> Christ, the force is with you today.
<sailoreagle> <Young_Obi-Wan> Of course. And don't shout this time. We don't want Yoda to try and join in again.
<Fat-Burrick> <Young_Anakin|training> Awww... but he does that thing with his tongue!
<sailoreagle> <Young_Obi-Wan> No whining, young Padawan. This is a private training session.
<Fat-Burrick> <Young_Anakin|training> so what is C3PO doing with that wookie figurine? ¬¬
<Fat-Burrick> <Young_Anakin|training> wait...THATS NOT A WOOKIE
<sailoreagle> <C3PO> Oh, dear. It seems I'm in need of lubrication again. I'm all stiff.
<Fat-Burrick> <Yoda> Ahhh.. stiffness leads to squaks. Squaks lead to late nights. Late nights lead to RAPED ROBOTS YAHHHHH!!!
<sailoreagle> <C3PO> Ahhhhh!!! Don't tease me like this. Please!
<Fat-Burrick> * Yoda puts on his hentai sunglasses and advances on C3PO at a very slow speed
<d0om> <R2-D2> beep*boob*beep*ber*bleep*
<sailoreagle> * C3PO whines
<Fat-Burrick> * Young_Anakin|training pushes R2D2's head back down
<sailoreagle> <C3PO> Oh, no, you stay away this time, R2-D2. You don't even have an i/o port.
<d0om> * R2-D2 extends his retractable probe thingy
<d0om> <R2-D2> beep*boob*beep*ber*bleep*
<Fat-Burrick> I've just realised what we're doing and i'm going to stop.
<sailoreagle> lol.
<d0om> I think thats a good plan
<sailoreagle> yeah

Yes, we're bad bad gutterminded people. :D Fun.

¤ May 19, 2002 01:40 AM ¤

Comments

You are very, very strange. :p

Posted by: CyberFish at May 22, 2002 08:39 PM