Uh, Mother Nature? Can I have a word?
See, we are in April. You know, the first month of spring for us people in the northern hemisphere? Warmth, flowers, birds singing, and all that jazz? Ring any bells?
April does not equal rain and wind so strong that I nearly fell off my bike due to it several times and me being able to see my breath when I go outside.
Not funny. Cut it out.

we have sun + chill wind in good old England