Evil joke of the day, from my brother:
When God was creating the world, it came time to decide the characteristics of each nationality. Among other things, God decided to give two good qualities to each nationality: the Japanese would be hard-working and tidy, and so on. When it came time to decide for the Italians, God thought for a while, then said: "You will be smart, honest, and vote for Berlusconi."
"But, Lord," said Archangel Gabriel "you gave them three good qualities! It will be unfair!"
"Oh. You're right. I must have been distracted for a moment. Well then, they will only be able to use two of them at the same time."
Which is why, if an Italian is smart and votes for Berlusconi, then he isn't honest; if he is honest and votes for Berlusconi, then he isn't smart; and if he is smart and honest, he will not vote for Berlusconi.
XD