hey! asl?
From the front page:
Hey kids! Welcome to heyasl.com, a place where you can answer the question you love to hate - the 3 letter question that so many people think is a suitable way to start a conversation: asl...I'll just go over there and cry now. Brainless morons...Over time our beloved question has evolved from "age/sex/location?" to "a/s/l?" to today's bland and punctuation free "asl" - aint the net grand?
You can create your own profile and directly link to it from your own site, or even just copy it to the next person who asks the dreaded question!?!##@#$^@%