My primary internet connection is screwed up. Some SNAFU at the ISP, it appears. It's been down since 10am this morning, and I don't know if it'll be fixed anytime soon (but if by tomorrow it's not fixed, I'm picking up the phone and shouting at them, phone-phobia be damned). Until it starts working again, I'm stuck on slow-as-an-army-of-snails pay-an-arm-and-a-leg-per-minute dialup. So if I'm not around much for a bit, that's why.

Grrr.

"pay-an-arm-and-a-leg-per-minute."

Well, at least it gives you a use for that severed limb collection.