Today we break the silence to bring you...

...the Silmarillion in 1000 words.

SAURON: Bwa ha ha!
LAST ALLIANCE OF ELVES AND MEN: Push off.
SAURON: Make me.
ISILDUR: Whack.
SAURON: Ow.
(And a shorter one, and also a longer one using the word "burninated".)

¤ April 23, 2004 06:49 PM ¤

Comments

lol... simply lol ^^;;;;;;;;;

Posted by: Misato-san at April 23, 2004 10:55 PM

*snicker* Best parody I've seen since that message board where people wrote "If [author] did LotR..." God, wish I could find it again - it had "If David Eddings did LotR", and it was spot-friggin'-on.

Posted by: Nyx at April 24, 2004 05:58 AM