Yay for stress relief

Lookit here, jackass. If you got banned from a channel, it is because the ops there were getting fed up with your shitty attitude. As are we. Coming into the help channel and demanding to know why you were banned from a channel, following it up with "am not impressed", isn't quite the right attitude to keep. When the oper helping you responds that she doesn't know, telling her "well find out then", then storming off in the middle of her explanation that you should ask an op of that channel because you didn't like it, is quite frankly inexcusable. Newsflash, buddy, the world does not revolve around you.
Oh, by the way? I checked the akick list of that channel you got banned from. There are two entries for you, with two different hosts, the second one mentioning that you used your second ISP to evade the ban. Ban evading is an offense that's punishable with an akill. You're lucky the channel owner (who is also an oper) decided to simply ban you again rather than enforce that rule.
I thought you should know that you have several opers watching you like hawks now, and I frankly doubt any of us would feel very forgiving if you were to do something else that's akill-worthy. But please, don't let that stop you. Do keep acting like crap. I look forward to the fireworks.

You, dearest foul-mouthed asshat currently polluting this one forum I moderate, appear to be suffering from a terminal case of cranial rectitis. A proctologist has been contacted, and will get in touch with you as soon as possible to assist you in dislodging your head from your ass, as well as removing those two ten-foot poles which also seem to be stuck there (although I am not quite sure how they fit). In the meantime, please be kind and breathe through your nose, keeping your mouth firmly shut. You'll avoid spewing shit everywhere that way.

Hm, that's odd, Mr. Holier-Than-Thou. You seem to utterly lack reading comprehension skills. I quite simply stated that I have decided to not help with anything related to filesharing; this because the filesending capabilities in mIRC were not intended for that, as evidenced by the fact that the official mIRC forums will offer no help on that matter. I am not quite sure how you managed to read that as "I will stomp on you because I am a moderator on a powertrip! You are a thief! The person who programmed mIRC is deliberately facilitating the trade of illegal files! I am a narcissist! I am afraid of sharing knowledge! Please do feel free to insult me!", but it was quite the amazing feat.
What's that? You are a retired cop? Ohhhhh. I am deeply sorry, then. Let me grovel and bow down to you and kiss your feet.
And while you are lost in that particular fantasy, I will lock the thread as I should have done days ago, when it started being apparent that you were unable to conduct a conversation in a civil manner. It's too bad you weren't taught how to be polite to people while serving as a policeman, isn't it?

¤ June 19, 2004 12:48 AM ¤

Comments

It amuses me that the title "civil servant" is often one inapplicable to its bearer. Assuming of course that said whining prat wasn't a liar (rare, but theoretically plausible)

Posted by: Frank at June 20, 2004 10:28 AM

Of course, "retired" can mean any number of things. That's the big difference between cops and ex-cops. Some of them left for very bad reasons.

Posted by: Ekim at June 20, 2004 10:57 AM